Married, Me... Never!, Yvonne Collins, Sandy Rideout

Marriage isn't my thing. The proof is, I'm still single and I'm not doing any worse for it. Don't despair, I make a magnificent bridesmaid. In that area, I'm even an undisputed champion. Just look at my impressive collection of bridal bouquets... Anyway, who would ever want to marry me? The irreproachable Tim Kennedy? A man so perfect that when you're with him, you feel like the biggest idiot? Or Richard Neale, that wonderful specimen of a male who combines elegance with sex appeal? In other words, a man to avoid like the plague, if you want to avoid a Kleenex crisis! When I think that all my colleagues are drooling with envy - not me at all! No, I have to face the facts... I've been nominated for long-term celibacy!