My Life, My Work, My Scooter - The Fake Memoirs of Prince Jean, Unknown, Nova editions

"This is a book I've pondered for a long time: the idea came to me when I was three and a half years old, while my father was breaking stones in Germany, from November 9 to 16, 1989. Simply, to publish it, I waited until I knew how to write and was legitimate - because I, for one, don't want to be suspected." Jean Sarkozy.