Used book – Dinner with Idiots, Tonvoisin

"Any resemblance to stupid individuals, male or female, or otherwise, who have existed and still exist, preying and shamelessly gorging at your table or nearby, at social meals or even non-social ones, but thoroughly ruining meals from aperitif to digestif, are neither pure coincidences nor fortuitous nor accidental, nor unintentional, nor the result of chance... And, if some recognize themselves, that's normal, it's intentional and, above all, it's well-deserved! Let's rejoice, female readers, let's rejoice, male readers, and may they choke with rage on every one of these idiot-choking words!" Cover photograph: © Getty Images